WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch.
I thought JD Vance didn’t let himself be allowed alone in the room with any couch but his one at home as a rule… oh wait am I getting my creepy Republicans mixed up again? They are all the same but yet so creepy in their own individual ways.
I thought JD Vance didn’t let himself be allowed alone in the room with any couch but his one at home as a rule… oh wait am I getting my creepy Republicans mixed up again? They are all the same but yet so creepy in their own individual ways.