Authorities claim the 49-year-old Sacramento resident, named as Kimani Osayande Jones, who also uses the last name Jackson, arrived at the checkpoint on Saturday wearing latex gloves and a face-covering scarf while carrying a suspicious collection of items, including an explosive device, a torch lighter, a knife, zip ties and five cell phones.

So the dude was just crazy and had a cherry bomb, it sounds/looks like. I highly doubt an actual organized attack would be that brazenly stupid.

An I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Sacramento, California

My first thought was “oh fuck what are they going to make us do now at TSA checkpoints”