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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago

Man Horrified To Find Self Seeking Community Online

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago
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FORT WAYNE, IN—Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered in the flesh, local man Andrew Riley confided to reporters Wednesday that he was horrified to find himself seeking community online. Riley, a 33-year-old account manager who last summer joined an internet forum for wristwatch enthusiasts, […]
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    Fast-forward to the present, and I’m one of the top commenters on the r/watches subreddit.

    After receiving a long-sought promotion at work, he suddenly realized that the people he most looked forward to sharing the good news with weren’t people he had actual face-to-face relationships with—they were timepiece connoisseurs fond of uploading wrist shots to Instagram.

    “It’s gotten to the point where members of the watch forum are the only people I really talk to—not just about watches, but about anything—and that can’t be good,” said Riley, wincing as he admitted that the person he felt closest to in life was a frequent poster with the username JackSkellington1985, someone whose real name he had never learned. “These people, most of whom I only know by their cartoon avatars and wouldn’t recognize if I passed on the street, are the nearest thing I have to friends in this world, which is really fucked up.”

    “The fact that I’m quietly hoping to meet a long-term partner on here is almost more than I can bear,” he continued.

    It’s all good, Andrew Riley.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/1rhi4s9/discussion_dfw_watch_meetup_looking_for_input/

    [Discussion] DFW Watch Meetup — Looking for Input

    https://old.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/6c4gkd/meetup_successful_first_bay_area_rwatches_meetup/

    [Meetup] Successful First Bay Area r/watches Meetup!

    https://old.reddit.com/r/Watches/search?q=meetup&restrict_sr=on

    [Meetup] Watches & Weirdos in Austin,TX. (Photos in comments)

    https://old.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/1kfcmie/cellini_nyc_had_a_watch_group_meetup_this_weekend/

    [Cellini NYC] Had a watch group meetup this weekend, got to see some insane watches in the metal

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