Microsoft’s May 2026 Patch Tuesday lands with a heavy enterprise focus, fixing 120 vulnerabilities across Windows, Office, Azure, developer tools, and Microsoft 365 apps, including 29 remote code execution (RCE) flaws rated Critical.
Dear M$:
Please take a year off from giving us new features. Please spend that year fixing all of you code. You wanna push AI? Use every model to sus out every hole, bug, exploit, and everything else.
Secure all the things!
I’ll say it here; I say it everywhere—
Dear M$: Please take a year off from giving us new features. Please spend that year fixing all of you code. You wanna push AI? Use every model to sus out every hole, bug, exploit, and everything else.
Secure all the things!