• Sergio@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    10 days ago

    I don’t think that’s how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      10 days ago

      Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything

          • Sergio@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            9 days ago

            My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.