Ah. Not unlike a certain state-run liquor “control” dept. founded by former prohibition officers (“to limit consumption”, not regulate it)— an organization historically notorious for corruption (and even currently, fwiw), and therefore totally not compromised in any way. 🤷🏼‍♂️👍🏼

Do I hear the defiant wheels of the poors’ diligent progress rolling forward, carrying guillotines, perhaps?