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cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

The perfect language

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The perfect language

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cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    Uhh, billions of years?

    The Bible is centered around just 10,000 or less years of total universal history, from what I’ve seen.

    I don’t believe that, I’m just explaining the dogma here.

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      Haven’t God and Satan canonically always existed?

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        41 minutes ago

        In some stories, demons (and Satan/Lucifer, their leader) were fallen angels - those who rebel against God and were cast out. This supposedly predated humans, and also means that Satan was God’s creation, like all other angels.

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      To be totally fair, Satan and the whole pantheon would have existed for essentially infinite time before earth came about, so I think the point still stands

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        It was literally a few days

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          In God’s time according to the Bible

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            If i was god id be quicker than human time lol but maybe yahweh is a slowpoke

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