FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square45linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoIs Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoThanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
Is Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.