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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

If we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.

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If we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I’m with the science team.

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I just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap.

Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.

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