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silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

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President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

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silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I'm Dr. Jesus Christ | Defector
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The President of the United States, Donald Trump, is a deranged old pervert whose brain, long since sodden and pitted from a lifetime of indulgence and Diet Coke, is foaming out of his ears. Over the weekend he wigged out and posted some floridly unhinged shit on his busted little playpen social-media site about how…
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    He’s the Pope, not Batman, dumbass

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      I’ve never seen him nor batman in the same room, but I’ve also never seen Batman kill people and rape children either

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        Batman killed a bunch of henchmen. He just didn’t kill the person ordering them around. Which is on par with him being a billionaire.

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        🤔

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      I remember when the popes used to wear spandex and whip around rooftops and kill demons. They are soft now.

      Why have a popemobile if you’re not going to skid it into a crime scene and throw some cross shaped scabbards at some sinning motherfuckers? It’s a waste.

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        Maybe he does? The Vatican is pretty clean and crime-free…

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      no no, the pope has super powers like pope beams and pope lightning

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