OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoWhat if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoOr what if the rapture happened and the only creature deemed to fit the criteria was a single highly surprised but very chill about it capybara? Specifically this dude:
minus-squarerekabis@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoOh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.
What if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
Or what if the rapture happened and the only creature deemed to fit the criteria was a single highly surprised but very chill about it capybara?
Specifically this dude:
Oh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.