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dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 16 days ago

RFK Jr facing calls to be ‘fired immediately’ over rising measles cases across the US

www.independent.co.uk

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RFK Jr facing calls to be ‘fired immediately’ over rising measles cases across the US

www.independent.co.uk

dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 16 days ago
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One prominent Democrat branded HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr as ‘dangerous to the American public’
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    If he is fired who will be picked to replace him?

    Nurgle?

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      At least we’d have some respectability in the role. You’ll never hear of Nurgle scrounging for raccoon penis.

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        Kind of feel like he would though.

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          As a gentleman scholar, Nurgle would surely have his own raccoon breeding program. If there were necessity in any volume of raccoon penises surely shortage risk would be adequately mitigated.

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          Sure, but you wouldn’t hear about it.

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        Fun Fact: I did learn that some people use raccoon penis bones in the distillery for moonshine. I wonder if this was his goal.

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          You’re going to have to back up and not drop that raccoons have bones in their penises like that’s common knowledge.

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      Kid Rock.

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      The corpse of Reagan.

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      Well at least he’ll be honest about it.

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      They’ll just abolish health.

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        Who needs things like the CDC or Medicare when there’s no health!

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          exactly!

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