Jesus. I’ve seen it in wild rabbits, but that makes sense because the ticks can get larger than their eyeballs. And that looks really bad, like their ears are more tick than ear. With the square cube rule the number of ticks to take down a moose scares me.

But you still didn’t read the article. If you did you’d probably realize it has nothing to do with it being a gay bar:

In it, he and his husband complained that their window overlooked the entrance of the club and that they were disturbed by the noise of music and customers at the venue.

I would download a femboy

HELL YEAH BROTHER, ADD IT TO THE LIST! HOGCRANKER, WEEDHEAD, TRAMP. AROOOOOO!!!

No, but I know where to get them.